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Girl: Repurposed now Available!

Tranquila Obiit is smart enough to save a stranger’s life.  But when Tran’s salty, daytime-television-addicted grandmother tricks her into selling her soul to Hades, dodging near-death experiences becomes a daily ritual.

Now, as an employee of the Underworld, Tranquila seeks out her purpose in life while pet-sitting a three-headed dog that is hell-bent on destroying her. 

She’s not alone.  None of the Gods are any better off: Hades is battling negative Hollywood stereotypes.  Persephone is trying to overcome her jealousy issues.  Most importantly, Hera is trying to gain control of a domain that isn’t hers.  Will their insanity be Tranquila’s demise?

Girl: Repurposed is a refreshing satire on the American Dream that’ll keep readers laughing all the way to the Underworld.

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The Pacifist
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Operation Cosmic Teapot
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Once Upon A Dystopia
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Walls do not protect.

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Operation Cosmic Teapot

God, Nietzhsche, and Freud walk into a consulting room.  Insert jokes here.  That's the basis of Callens' debut novel, written with heaps of blasphemy through an existential lens.  There is a slight chance that sensiitive, religious folks will be offended.  

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