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Snow White as the cocaine queen? Hansel and Gretel abducted by aliens? And since when is Red's granny into cosplay? Classic fairy tales are re-imagined in this collection. Don't expect an innocent Cinderella or a sober Red Riding Hood. As for Pinocchio, what is it that grows when he lies? Twisted Fairy Tales is available at: Audible Amazon iTunes Twisted Fairy Tales - Audiobook Edition It’s finally out!  Cosmic Teapot’s first audiobook, Twisted Fairy Tales is available at Audible, Amazon, iTunes. The narrator, Marcie Clyde, brings every character to life in these twisted, adult retellings of classic fairy tales.  Without a doubt, her skills as a comedienne are showcased in these bite-sized stories.  From Snow White’s days leading a Columbian drug cartel (the snowiest, whitest cocaine in all the land), to Red Riding Hood’s cosplay-loving grandmother, Clyde digs into her vocal bag of tricks to find just the right tone.  Creating this audiobook with Marcie was such an interesting experience.  While writing and reading Twisted Fairy Tales, I only heard my voice reading it back to myself.  I don’t usually make up voices for characters as I read, either.  It’s just me.  For the first time, I heard how someone else imagined the…

  • Marcie Clyde's audition for Twisted Fairy TalesTwisted Fairy Tales will soon be available as an audiobook on Audible, Amazon, and iTunes.Something Cosmic in Your Ear In case you haven't heard, ACX (Audiobook Creation Exchange) has opened up its incredible platform to Canada and Ireland.  That's exciting news in itself, especially…

  • In 1866, Peter Baxter’s misfortune ends the day he leaves Badgerys Creek orphanage. Unsure of what to do next, Peter finds himself on a farm run by Mr. Brown. An aging man, Brown needs help and is happy to give Peter a place to live in exchange for his labor.…

  • Press Kit for The Pacifist Author: Mehreen Ahmed Category: Historical Fiction Print ISBN: 9781988762067 Publisher: Cosmic Teapot Publishing The Pacifist Blurb In 1866, Peter Baxter’s misfortune ends the day he leaves Badgerys Creek orphanage. Unsure of what to do next, Peter finds himself on a farm run by Mr. Brown.…

  • Say Hello to Cosmic Teapot Last year, Dylan Callens released his first book, Operation Cosmic Teapot.  He went about life, as an indie author, trying to navigate through the vast world that is publishing.  Throughout the course of the year, he learned some of the ropes, published a second book,…

  • Humorous authors from around the world joined forces, creating an anthology with humanitarian concerns in mind.  The recently launched anthology, Ellipsis, connects everyday life to the humor that we sometimes miss.  From the simplicity of ordering a cup of coffee to the complexity of divorce, this anthology aims at finding…

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